10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth