10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.