10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.