10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.