10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?