10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"