10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln