10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.