10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger