10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright