10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977