10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs