10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fook the floosh droo!