10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.