10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.