10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!