10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is for loners.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.