10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it