10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine