10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger