10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "No river, no fish."