10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword