10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword