10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986