10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.