10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.