10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.