10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson