10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier