10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.