10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak