10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.