10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack