10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes