10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "No river, no fish."