10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.