10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword