10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth