10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.