10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow