10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.