10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus