10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.