10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.