10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.