10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
in the poker game of life women are the rake
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.