10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05