10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from