10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph