10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is